Too Sober For This T-Shirt | Dripping Red White Text
Too Sober For This T-Shirt | Dripping Red White Text
Too Sober For This T-Shirt
$3 from every item sold goes directly to addiction treatment to help someone get clean.
This black tee wears like a statement — bold, a little cheeky, and unmistakably expressive. The front graphic reads “TOO SOBER FOR THIS” in tall, block letters with a dripping red accent that gives it an edgy, slightly rebellious vibe. Lightweight and soft, the shirt moves easily through crowded bars, late-night shows, or whatever weekend plans you didn’t quite plan for. It settles into the shoulders and keeps its shape, so the message stays loud without feeling stiff. Wear it when you want to signal dry humor and a wry take on chaos — to friends who get the joke and nights that need a little attitude.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for smoother drape
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |