Too Sober For This Hoodie Graphic Hoodie

Too Sober For This Hoodie
$3 from every item sold goes directly to addiction treatment to help someone get clean.

Slip into relaxed confidence with this cozy black hoodie that speaks with a wink. Bold, stacked lettering reads “TOO SOBER FOR THIS,” printed in a high-contrast white and distressed red that looks like late-night neon with a weathered edge. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood create a warm, tucked-in feel for cold commutes, small gatherings, or nights out where you want to be comfortable and a little irreverent. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend holds print detail well while staying soft against the skin. It’s cut for a classic, slightly relaxed fit that layers easily over tees and button-ups. Wear it to a low-key concert, a friend’s casual birthday, or when you just want an easy, expressive layer that matches a quick laugh or an eye-roll.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) — cozy, durable, holds prints well
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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