{"product_id":"too-sober-for-this-hoodie-graphic-hoodie","title":"Too Sober For This Hoodie Graphic Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eToo Sober For This Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"\u003e$3 from every item sold goes directly to addiction treatment to help someone get clean.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSlip into relaxed confidence with this cozy black hoodie that speaks with a wink. Bold, stacked lettering reads “TOO SOBER FOR THIS,” printed in a high-contrast white and distressed red that looks like late-night neon with a weathered edge. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood create a warm, tucked-in feel for cold commutes, small gatherings, or nights out where you want to be comfortable and a little irreverent. The medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend holds print detail well while staying soft against the skin. It’s cut for a classic, slightly relaxed fit that layers easily over tees and button-ups. 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