{"product_id":"sober-but-still-unhinged-hoodie","title":"Sober But Still Unhinged Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSober But Still Unhinged Hoodie \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"\u003e$3 from every item sold goes directly to addiction treatment to help someone get clean.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis soft, mid-weight hooded sweatshirt blends streetwise edge with quiet confidence. The design centers on a distressed, layered text graphic in white and dripping red—a subtle clash of restraint and defiant energy. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee or late nights walking city streets; the roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood make it feel like a warm, familiar companion. It sits comfortably through colder commutes and weekend wanderings, pairing easily with worn denim or layered under a coat. Thoughtful details — color-matched drawcord, tear-away label, and options for embroidered accents — give it a handcrafted touch without shouting. 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